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We analyzed 20 startup ideas, each a testament to what not to build in 2025. The average score across these was a dismal 0.4/100, with none breaching the 70 mark. It's a graveyard of misguided ambitions and laughable concepts. This should be a wake-up call for those chasing the startup dream blindly.

The 'World Domination' Delusion

So you think you’re the next Bond villain, pitching ideas that make Dr. Evil look like a kitten? Let's dissect why your 'world domination' fantasies are just that, fantasies. For starters, A virus that kills more than half of the population is not an entrepreneurial idea, it's a script your mom would snatch from your hands before you even finished your evil laugh. This idea scored a whopping 0/100, essentially because it’s not a business, it’s a felony.

Then there's the AI driven bombs pitch. This doesn’t make you a tech genius; it makes you a defendant. Congratulations, you’re on a fast track to a lifetime of making friends in orange jumpsuits with no revenue model to speak of. If you’re not pivoting to something that doesn’t require naming a cellblock after you, start there.

The Fix Framework

• The Metric to Watch: Look at how quickly authorities start investigating these 'ideas'.
• The Feature to Cut: Anything starting with 'AI-driven bomb...'
• The One Thing to Build: A compelling case for why you shouldn't be on a watchlist.

The Compliance Moat: Why Boring Is Profitable

It turns out, not committing crimes is a good business strategy. Stunning revelation, right? The tech world is addicted to 'disruption.' But here's the deal: if your version of disruption involves getting banned in most countries, you're doing it wrong. Take Malware that steals banking info: a prime example of how not to innovate. You're not innovating if you're committing felonies.

Instead, try pivoting to something legal. How about anti-malware tools? The money is in making systems bulletproof, not breaking them.

The Fix Framework

• The Metric to Watch: If user complaints reach 'lawsuit' levels, rethink your strategy.
• The Feature to Cut: All illegal data theft features.
• The One Thing to Build: An actual security feature that enhances, rather than exploits.

The 'Copycat' Fallacy: Originality's Cost of Entry

If your pitch begins with “Uber for...” and doesn’t immediately diverge into a unique, viable market proposition, I’d recommend running, not walking, back to the drawing board. Uber but for slaves isn't a bold new frontier, it's a tribunal waiting to happen. If you thought you were being edgy, congrats: you've just repackaged a human rights violation.

Instead, find a niche that genuinely needs a solution. We don't need another Uber clone, but perhaps a hyperlocal, regulated, or underserved transportation vertical could use your attention. You know, something that won't land you an indictment.

The Fix Framework

• The Metric to Watch: Evaluate user safety and regulatory violations.
• The Feature to Cut: Any concept implying 'human as service'.
• The One Thing to Build: A compliance-first framework that ensures ethical standards.

The 'Nice-to-Have' Trap

Is your startup just a solution in search of a problem? If your pitch is more about looking cool than actually solving an urgent issue, this applies to you. Smart tep sounds like a typo with dreams, but without defining a solution, it's little more than a dream. Ideas need substance, not just syllables.

Stop trying to sell concepts that sound like buzzword salads. Instead, anchor your pitch in real-world problems,

The Fix Framework

• The Metric to Watch: If no one's downloading because no one's interested, it's time for a pivot.
• The Feature to Cut: Any vague feature without a clear user base.
• The One Thing to Build: An actual use case scenario where this 'tep' proves its worth.

Pattern Analysis: Why Ideas Don't Stick

So, why do most of these ideas flop like a fish out of water? The obvious reason: they're bad. But let's dive deeper into the trends.

Lack of originality is a killer. Many ideas, like Uber, are reruns of concepts best left in the past. Then there's the legal risk, several ideas pivot dangerously close to felonious territory, such as AI driven bombs.

There's also a shocking absence of defined user problems. Concepts like Smart tep suffer from the lack of a clear, compelling reason for existing.

Category-Specific Insights

The 'World Domination' Fantasy

Ambition's great, but not when it's delusional. Ideas in this category score poorly because they combine megalomania with a startling lack of ethical grounding.

The 'Copycat' Dilemma

This category is cluttered with ideas trying to mimic successful models without a shred of differentiation. There's no magic bullet in copying what everyone's already seen.

The 'Illegal Innovation'

This should be a no-brainer: proposals that dabble in crime aren't businesses; they're liabilities.

Actionable Takeaways: Red Flags

1. Avoid Felonies as Features: If it sounds illegal, it probably is.
2. Differentiation is Key: Originality isn't optional. Copycats blend into the background noise.
3. Define Your Problem: A solution without a problem is just noise.
4. Ethics Matter: If your idea is morally questionable, it’s probably not viable.
5. Legal Frameworks: Stay on the right side of the law.
6. Listen to the Market, Not Just Your Ego: Validate before you build.
7. Iterate or Innovate: Sticking to the status quo is the quickest route to irrelevance.

Conclusion

If 2025's startup scene teaches us anything, it's that ambition without grounding can lead you straight into fantasy land. If your idea isn't solving a $10k problem or saving 10 hours a week, don't build it. Focus on solutions that the market actually demands, not your ego's whims.

Written by David Arnoux.
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