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CLASSIFIED ROAST-INTEL
SUBJECT:
Uber for therapist marketplaces with AI avatars
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0
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Better luck next roast.
DAMAGE CONTROL / NEXT STEPS:
Pivot. Hard. Maybe consider AI for something less likely to cause existential dread, like optimizing cat meme delivery.
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š Startup Ideas That Survived the Roast
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Anterior (formerly Co:Helm) is a healthcare-native AI startup using generative AI to automate one of the most broken parts of U.S. healthcare: prior authorizations. Founded by clinicians, Anteriorās product āFlorenceā acts as a clinical co-pilot, parsing patient records, applying medical guidelines, and generating real-time approval decisions ā all with human oversight. It reduces processing time by 74% and operates at >99% clinical accuracy. With a $20M Series A led by NEA and Sequoia, Anterior now processes over 6M authorizations/year for major U.S. insurers ā and has a waitlist of health plans ready to onboard. Their long-term vision? Use AI agents to streamline everything from case management to quality improvement, making healthcare admin as seamless as tapping a credit card.
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Automated compliance SaaS for European financial SMEs (50ā500 employees) using proprietary ML on exclusive regulatory/legal data, with deep integrations (SAP, Oracle), audit reporting, and ISO/SOC2 security. Team: ex-bank compliance, ML PhD, SaaS fintech COO. Market: ā¬500M SOM, ā¬10kāā¬30k/yr ACV, pilots signed, GTM via partners/events/content.
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SecureAI is the first fully autonomous, cloud-native security agent that not only detectsābut instantly remediatesāmisconfigurations, privilege escalations, and zero-day threats in live production. Just a single API key and 30 minutes from deployment to protectionāno dashboards, no alerts, no humans required. Our proprietary RLā2.0 agent has already neutralized 1,200+ critical threats across 20 enterprise environments, cutting remediation time from 72 hours to 6 seconds and reducing SecOps overhead by 70%. Unlike traditional scanners or SIEMs, SecureAI learns from every incident across our install base, creating the first networked immunity system for the cloud. Integrated directly into AWS, GCP, and Azure marketplaces, weāve reached $1.2M ARR, net-negative churn, and $6K/month ACVāwith zero outbound sales. Security used to mean alerts. With SecureAI, it means nothing happens at allābecause itās already handled.
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ComplianceHub 2.0 ā Ultra-integrated compliance backbone for logistics/industrial parks (live regulatory feeds, one-click ERP/WMS integrations, compliance-as-code, KPI marketplace, sector modules, ā¬18k ACV, pilot traction)
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SecureAI is the first fully autonomous, cloud-native security agent that not only detectsābut instantly remediatesāmisconfigurations, privilege escalations, and zero-days in live cloud environments. No alerts. No dashboards. No humans. Just a single API key and 30-minute deployment to go from exposed to secure. Powered by our proprietary RLā2.0 agent, SecureAI has blocked 1,200+ critical threats across 20 enterprise clouds, cutting response times from 72 hours to 6 seconds and reducing SecOps workloads by 70%. Unlike traditional SIEMs or scanners, our system gets smarter with every threat it stops, creating a shared learning loop across all customers and forming the first network effect in security infrastructure. With deep integrations in AWS, GCP, and Azure marketplaces, weāve scaled to $1.2M ARR, net-negative churn, and a $6K/mo average contractāall without a sales team. You donāt pay for alerts. You pay for peace of mind.
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See The Scoring RubricBuilt for These Beautiful Delusionals
Indie Hacker
If it compiles, it ships. Profit? Q4 problem.
AI Founder
Your prompt.txt is longer than your runway.
Vibe Coder
Deploys on a feeling. Docs? What are those?
YC Reject
They said 'no'. We say 'roast it harder'.
Weekend Warrior
Built an MVP in 48hrs. Slept for 4.
Solo Builder
Chief Everything Officer of a company of one.
SaaS Bro
ARR is my love language. Churn is my nightmare.
Pitch Deck Queen
My slides are more polished than my product.