YOUR STARTUP
IDEA SUCKS
(MAYBE)
Get roasted by AI. Save months.
Or walk away proud.
Drop Your Startup Idea Below.
We'll Roast It Alive.
Roasty
No pressure. It only your dignity on the line.
How the AI Slaps Your Idea Into Shape
YOU SPILL YOUR GUTS
Dump that "genius" idea into the box. No judgment (yet).
We've seen worse. Probably.
AI WARMS UP THE GRILL
Our highly judgmental AI dissects your hopes and dreams.
Trained on pure internet sarcasm & VC rejection letters.
SCORE + SHRED COMBO
Get a brutally honest roast AND a (surprisingly) logical score.
Prepare for impact. And maybe a tissue.
BADGE OF HONOR (OR SHAME)
Either walk away proud with a survivor badge, or... well, you get it.
No participation trophies here.
Here's How We Destroy Your Dreams (Gently)
CLASSIFIED ROAST-INTEL
SUBJECT:
Uber for therapist marketplaces with AI avatars
FINAL SCORE:
0
TIER:
BADGE:
Better luck next roast.
DAMAGE CONTROL / NEXT STEPS:
Pivot. Hard. Maybe consider AI for something less likely to cause existential dread, like optimizing cat meme delivery.
Roasty's Mood
🏆 Startup Ideas That Survived the Roast
Shocking, We Know. Most Don't.
Filters (Coming Soon: Most Roasted, Highest Velocity...)
Performance-Driven Content Ops Platform: AI that gets paid only for KPI growth, with verticalized editions (SaaS, Agency, DTC), closed-loop performance graph, performance-based pricing, deep integrations, and live pilot proof.
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AI-powered supplier switch decision tool for electronics buyers (e.g., PCB sourcing, China vs. Vietnam cost/risk modeling)
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Performance-Driven Content Ops Platform (AI-powered, vertical-specific, KPI-based pricing, closed-loop data moat, deep integrations, proof via pilot metrics, and a 'pay for uplift' model)
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Pick one vertical (e.g., insurance claims or FDA-regulated medtech), partner with a real-world operator, and build a dead-simple, auditable QA plugin for their most error-prone workflow. Forget the ‘trust engine’ branding—just prove you catch mistakes that cost real money.
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Pick one vertical (e.g., insurance claims or FDA-regulated medtech), partner with a real-world operator, and build a dead-simple, auditable QA plugin for their most error-prone workflow. Forget the ‘trust engine’ branding—just prove you catch mistakes that cost real money.
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Think: GitHub contributions x Fantasy Football x Sarcasm Memes.
This Isn't Just GPT Sass –
It Structured Smackdown.
Real logic. Real critique. Real pain (the good kind).
WEIGHTED SCORING ENGINE
We don't roll dice. Ideas are judged on a legit rubric (market, moat, monetization, etc.). No mercy.
NO BIAS, JUST BOTS & BRUTALITY
Our AI doesn't care about your feelings or your VC connections. It only cares about facts, flaws, and flaming your fuzzy logic.
PRE-MVP SOUL SAVING
Before you burn 6 months (and your life savings) on that "revolutionary" cat-themed dating app, let us save you.
BADGE SCARCITY = REAL PROOF
Only ~15% survive to get a badge. It rarer than a developer who comments their code. Wear it like you mean it.
INSTANT STARTER PACK (IF YOU DON'T SUCK)
Actually score well? We'll arm you with tools, stack suggestions, and Notion templates. Go build something less awful.
Smart enough to roast you. Smart enough to help you win.
See The Scoring RubricBuilt for These Beautiful Delusionals
Indie Hacker
If it compiles, it ships. Profit? Q4 problem.
AI Founder
Your prompt.txt is longer than your runway.
Vibe Coder
Deploys on a feeling. Docs? What are those?
YC Reject
They said 'no'. We say 'roast it harder'.
Weekend Warrior
Built an MVP in 48hrs. Slept for 4.
Solo Builder
Chief Everything Officer of a company of one.
SaaS Bro
ARR is my love language. Churn is my nightmare.
Pitch Deck Queen
My slides are more polished than my product.